At least he has a nice smile

This is why I live in a cave now. OK, it is not the ONLY reason, but it is a good one.

It is better to be foulballguy than whitehatguy

I like to train animals. I miss my best student.

So little time, so much time to waste.

This is a car advert from somewhere. When they finished filming the ad the people who made it noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. The ad was never put on TV because the unexplained ghostly phenomenon frightened the production team out of their wits. Watch it and about halfway through you will see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road . . . Spooky!

Ghost in car commercial?

I guess it is hard to have a "standing to sue" if you have no legs.

"The new phone books are in! The new phone books are in!!!

foulballguy.com would like to thank Yankeessuck.com for linking to us!

Not bringing this up for any particular reason, but one year ago, this guy got REAL famous (for a bit).

Kinda hard to be dumber than this guy.

I got a great deal on some property for my new house. It even has a webcam.

Sometimes it is better to drop the ball

Just another day at the offices of foulballguy

Do you think he said... Fork over the cash!

As my good friend Bobby Knight always says... "throw the chair AWAY from the crowd"

Postcard from my adopted home...

Maybe NOW people will believe me when I say catching stuff is hard

Cousin Kent and I went ice fishing. Kent had a minor mishap.

'A head, one bottom and a torso cannot possibly fly on its own.'

I bet no one can beat my score of 11 on this IQ test!!

Pretty neat clock. I bet this guy gets tired!!

Wish there would have been more Howard Dean in this.   Very, very, very funny.  PLEASE NOTE, this is a somewhat noisy link (in case you are viewing at work)

Spoooooooky

Just as I predicted

There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo

Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos

There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off

Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult

The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye

The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour

The Bible is closing in on Pam Anderson!! I guess my site was #51

See if you can pick out my relative in this race.

No, no, no. Not related, not related, NOT RELATED!!!!

I found this site that calculates how much you are worth. I scored the first negative value ever.

Sorry I have not posted lately, I have been busy.

Here is a story on my cousin Ned. Hope he stays healthy.

Big cookout at my place this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if his snake will get a degree too.

Did you know…

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
 
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

I miss my twin brother.

I smell a winner here!!!

D'OH!!!!

It takes a LOT these days for me to feel good about myself, but after reading these essays, I actually do.

I made a new friend at a church outing. We went on a hayride and had a few drinks. As usual, things ended badly.

Foulball guy t-shirts are now available. Please buy one. It is not like my life will be even more empty if you don't..... OK it will, but do what you have to do. I will be fine. Really. Ok, maybe not. Like you care.

This guy from UCLA was selling stuff by the foot. I bought two... I had NO idea he really meant it.

I bought mom a free dinner at this place. As usual, things did not work out. I hope she did not order the chicken fingers.

Bye, bye old friend

Baseballs are not the only thing people blow up.

I HAVE NO PLANS TO ATTEND THIS!!!

I tried my hand as an agent... I set up deals for Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds, and Shaq.... they all fired me.

Hope they had a great Valentines Day, I hear both the florists & gun shops had sweetheart sales. All my valentines were ticking for some reason. :(

I have learned one thing in life that is always true... airborne things are bad.

I was invited to this wedding! I got them walkie-talkies as a wedding gift... the bride got all mad at me.

This seems MUCH BETTER than what I found in my bathroom last night

And I thought baseballs were hard to catch

I went to the supermarket and accidentally started a fight between two guys about "paper vs. plastic". I feel so bad.

This morning I finally caught that pesky rodent that's been living under the log at the zoo. The crowd cheered me on as I beat him senseless with my shovel.

The NFL asked me if MTV could put on a good halftime show for the big game.

I said "SURE! It is not like anyone is going to have a 'wardrobe malfunction' or anything like that."

Geeez... HOW am I going to explain this to the scooter rental company??? Oh well, at least I stocked up on sushi.

Is it just me or is Martha Stewart having some REALLY bad hair days lately? I wonder if she is still mad at me for telling her to buy stock in the XFL.

I found a site that told me how I could use my cell phone to call the Mars Explorer. I think it worked... but then I dropped my phone and something happened. Please don't tell.

Man, I just can't seem to catch a break. I told Howard Dean to "just let go" after the Iowa caucus... it really really did not work out

Well, I held a bake sale, but I still got outbid at that darn auction. Oh well, at least the carrot cake was yummy.