Geeez... HOW am I going to explain this to the scooter rental company??? Oh well, at least I stocked up on sushi.

Is it just me or is Martha Stewart having some REALLY bad hair days lately? I wonder if she is still mad at me for telling her to buy stock in the XFL.

I found a site that told me how I could use my cell phone to call the Mars Explorer. I think it worked... but then I dropped my phone and something happened. Please don't tell.

Man, I just can't seem to catch a break. I told Howard Dean to "just let go" after the Iowa caucus... it really really did not work out

Well, I held a bake sale, but I still got outbid at that darn auction. Oh well, at least the carrot cake was yummy.