D'OH!!!!

It takes a LOT these days for me to feel good about myself, but after reading these essays, I actually do.

I made a new friend at a church outing. We went on a hayride and had a few drinks. As usual, things ended badly.

Foulball guy t-shirts are now available. Please buy one. It is not like my life will be even more empty if you don't..... OK it will, but do what you have to do. I will be fine. Really. Ok, maybe not. Like you care.

This guy from UCLA was selling stuff by the foot. I bought two... I had NO idea he really meant it.

I bought mom a free dinner at this place. As usual, things did not work out. I hope she did not order the chicken fingers.

Bye, bye old friend