Another family outing for foulballguy.

Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different Chicago team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans to their team.

Finally, as they reached the top, the Blackhawk fan hurled himself off the mountain shouting, "This is for the Hawks!!!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be outdone, the Bulls fan threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the greatest team of the 90's!!!"

Seeing this, the Bears fan walked over and shouted, "This is for Ditka!!!", and leapt to his death.

The two remaining fans just looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute, the Sox fan shouted, "This is for everyone on the South Side!!!" and pushed the Cubs fan off the mountain.

If you think this is bad, you should see what the Easter Bunny looks like to me. It is hard being the foulballguy.

This guy plugged his insane Christmas light show into my outdoor outlets.

Oy to the world :)

Can't we all get along? (part duex)

Can't we all get along?

I know exactly how this mouse feels.

OK, my "honey-scented" golfball did not really work out so well.

Turning talent into whine

I still wonder why my "Hello, I am Bob Avalini" line never worked.

How can I add anything to this...

...died and was eaten after environmentalists and officials negotiated for its release to allow it to spawn

I warned my friend that shooting his mouth off was a bad idea

(Sorry)

I don't think my hair style tips are working for my buddy Phil

I went to the dog show yesterday where I met this really nice guy that let
me feed one of his competitors prized doberman. What a thrill!!

Forgot to mention...

NOT MY FAULT

I had great seats at the Red Sox game. I told my buddy it was OK it pinch players on the cheek for good luck. I was wrong again.

For some reason, Lucas passed on my Star Wars Episode 2.5 "Dork Jedi"

I love this game, but I like myself a little bit more. — Darren Oliver

A new alarm clock idea. They did not like my idea "clubby".

Finally, a product I can really use!!!

From the planet of REALLY bad ideas...

I recommend ordering pizza instead - not foul ball sauce!!!

Check out this year's wardrobe malfunction.

I hate snow